#1 You can Wine, but you can’t Whine!

#2 Dogs are welcome on the patio (not inside)!

#3 You can’t bring any alcohol ON TO  our property! None, zilch, nada…not one little drip! HOWEVER, you can buy all sorts of wine, beer, mixed drinks or water (yick) inside…But, you can’t bring ANY alcohol ONTO our property…did I say that already?

#4 Don’t drink & drive….you can use our phone to call a cab & you can even leave your car in our lot overnight if you’re snookered…but DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE! How can we make money off you in the future, if you crash into one of those “moving trees” on the way home

#5 Wine-Know-It Alls are not allowed…. Now, Wine-Drink-It-Alls are allowed & highly encouraged to hone their skills at our establishment!